me when cats
“Is Katy coming this way? I want to make sure I walk past her with this.”
don’t do drugs. (◡‿◡✿)
do me instead (☉‿☉✿)
"talk dirty to me"
I’m so sick of how people on this website romanticize the squart guy; nobody is going to come and make you squart across the room, nobody is going to give you the best oegamiom in the world everyday
Taylor Swift has dated 14 boys in the last 4 years. If not for the sheer number of boys, this might be unremarkable. But dear reader, look closer: what is 14 divided by 4? 3 and a half. Every year, Taylor Swift dates 3 and a half boys. Where are the other halves, Taylor? It just doesn’t add up.
making a typo in a very long tag
There is a boy here bye tumblr
Peach has lived most of her life in castles filled with lava
She spent her vacation hot-tubbing it up in an active volcano
She has been kidnapped to space
And the one time she actually got pissed off, she starred in her own game and rescued everyone with the power of emotion.
You think a tiny little laser explosion will break that iron princess demeanor?
Peach will wreck you.
4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math
Lemme hear you say hey ms carter
i can’t stop thinking about this